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If you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you.
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites (via cellularpeptide)
mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

theofficialbadboyzclub:

Let me know when you get it

raygun101093:

marsupialmonster:

give-me-beautiful:

Perfect.

Win.

GAY TROLLING!

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sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go