Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
|—||Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites (via cellularpeptide)|
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.
Let me know when you get it
We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!